YO! 365badjokes and theworstpuns I am calling you OUT! I think your pun game is weak. Mine is a year! There can be only one joke blog on top! And much like a broken elevator, I’m bringing you two DOWN! I am calling for a Pun-off! Bring your best stuff. Cuz you know that I will.

theworstpuns

HAH! wonderfullybadjokes challenging me? You’re on!

-cracks knuckles-

I moustache you a question:

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that came out of your mouth? Your game is like a bankrobber on the run (read: going far south). Take me down? poor soul i’m far too l33t, though if bullshit could float you’d be admiral of the fleet.

I don’t mean to be nas-tea, I don’t mean to rude. But you might want to turn the dial down on the ‘tude. Don’t think I don’t appreciate these ad homonym attacks. But challenging me? Boy, you got other things to axe. “Do I have a deathwish?” should be one on that list. Now make like a pirate and seas and desist.

As you can see I got puns and jokes for days. If this shit was a farmer’s market i’d be the one to a-maize. Now I got plenty more bullets in this pun submachine gun, but first some last words before this post is done:

Your ass is go-karting while i’m f1 grand prix.

So frankly my dear you can go ahead and…

wonderfullybadjokes

Awww… you took a day to make a little rhyme. It’s like the garbage at a clock store, a waste of time. If you challenge me, you might wind up dead. Make like a lettuce, and quit while you’re a head. If you keep going it’s gonna be a disaster. The Doctor is chasing after me, cuz I’m The Master! Been posting 4 jokes a day for close to 2 years. Have you been swimming? Cuz you seem a little wet behind the ears. This isn’t over, I got puns to spare. Like 100 grizzlies, it’s too much for you to bear.

I hope you’re okay, I hope you’re not sad. See I’m not the Worst…

I’m just Wonderfully Bad.